Funny Vegetarian Jokes

14 funny quotes jokes and sayings about vegetarian from famous comedians.

Funny vegetarian jokes.

If someones eating your foods food then you must crack a joke on them.
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat.
Im a vegetarian well im not hardcore because i eat meat but only because i like the taste and i hate vegetables on a personal level so im not too good.

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Why did the tofu cross the road.

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Oh dear i love you.
Smith had cooked a halfway decent meal one night and the old smith had been goin at it with gusto.

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Lightbulbs chickens and a parrot.
We have to stop meating like this.

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I think my black friend is a vegetarian.
How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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For vegetarians cracking a joke or two every now and then is as important as nuts tofu leafy greens and all other plant based goodies.
Seen on a vegan mailing list.

To prove he wasnt chicken.
Whenever i see him he always has a large cucumber in his front pocket.
My mom served us vegetarian breakfast sausage this morning so if anyone has the phone number for the international war crimes tribunal thatd be great.

What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian.
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While the non animal foods feed the body humor is the nourishment for the vegetarian soul.
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