Funny Vegetable Jokes

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Funny vegetable jokes.

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I eat only vegans.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road.
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat i follow a strict vegan diet.
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Why do potatoes make good detectives.
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What vegetable can you throw away the outside cook the inside eat the outside and throw away the inside.

Because he couldnt find a date.
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I think therefore i yam.

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Why did the people dance to the vegetable band.
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune.
Because they are used to eating nuts.

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family.
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Why are all lesbians vegetarian.
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Because he ran out of juice.
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